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The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in
October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and the
British authorities. The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95.

BRITS: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid
collision."

YANKS: "Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid
collision"

BRITS: "Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the
South to avoid a collision."

YANKS: "This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR
course."

BRITS: "Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course."

YANKS: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."

BRITS: "We are a lighthouse. Get real!"
 
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